User Profile

Well hello, sexy people. My name is Chris, and this is my livejournal. Some of you may or may not know me from the band Scene Of Fiction, probably the latter as we are pretty fresh on the scene. I am nineteen years old and still live with my parents in Glasgow, Scotland(despite threatening to move out, only to realise 'crap, you need money to do that').

I am a whiner, as you will see with this journal. Its something; I am actually amazing at!

I work in a nightclub most weekends, and when I am not there I am on the other side of the bar getting pished out my chops.

I dont like jobbers, and I dont take to people who feel they can achieve a life ambition by working a shitty 9-5 job. I like people willing to take a risk, and people who dont mind the consequences if it all fucks up in there face.

Teen female and male parents in Glasgow also do my head in, honestly, you want all these benefits yet you got your pants down at 14 without protection. Why should my tax cover you?

I love my gran, she is my rock. Normally the only person I can turn to when things get too much for me.

I love my parents as I have been very fortunate to have had a steady life.

I love my friends, six days a week. The other day we are normally falling out.

Ross is probably my best friend, the first time I met him was at My Chemical Romance in the Carling Academy last year. He was insanely sound, and I realised he was as much a tit as me.

Other shout outs include: Brice, Jenna, Marshall, Kim, Helen, Andy, Brian, Bonner, Gav, Mark, Andy(ABC Jobber), Giddy, Colin(Moan the SOF lads), Cheryl, Essjay, Kelie, Vicki, Kieran, Rhona, Lindsay, Tam, Amy, Ryan, and anyone else who has been a legend the past few years. I love you all.

I also love anyone who has ever taken an interest in my bands, it means more to me than you will probably ever know.

Cathouse is a priority on Friday nights, Martin Bate is a legend! Best DJ in Glasgow. DJ Billy on the other hand is a bit shite.

I love, love, loveeee music!

Blink 182 are my favourite band, have been since I was 11, and will be til I am 91 no doubt.

I also love Lostprophets, who I have met so many times in the past few years. Jamie Oliver and Ian Watkins are my homies.

I sometimes get disgruntled with girls, they are probably my one major weakness.

My other flaws include:

Using a hairdryer and straighteners
Taking strops in the studio when the music drowns out my vocals
Spilling hot vegetable soup over my private parts
Writing songs about Abu Hamza
Being selfish

I'm not a bad person, though. I just get agitated easily I guess.

JOBBERNAUT

These pictures sum up my life...

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[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo8.jpg[/IMG]Jenna showing off her clevage!

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo19.jpg[/IMG]Bonner as seen in Buffy

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo18.jpg[/IMG]Brian trying to look scene, but failing miserably

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo20.jpg[/IMG]Brice! WTF is he doing?

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo21.jpg[/IMG]Ross trying to be the newest member of Wu Tang Clan!

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo23.jpg[/IMG] Cheryl with her minty white breath...

[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a201/souryein/photo22.jpg[/IMG] Helen after watching Crocodile Dundee.

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